Oi Douchebag – Great vs Good

O hello

Since this is my first blog, wanted to bring you into the wonderful, precarious world of Douche.....Shall we begin :D

I realise that you may not be interested in what i have to say, but as DJM would say “THATS NOT THE POINT. SHET” THIS POST IS ALL ABOUT DOUCHE! --- i’m sorry didn’t mean to shout :P

WARNING- DOUCHE HAS A TENDENCY TO GO ON RANTS, PLEASE BARE WITH HIM

Anyway, As i was rummaging through my thoughts, stumbling across the past and proclaiming my future, I realised something. What seperates the good from the great? What separated the likes of the guy who gets A* and the guy who got a B? Then i realised WE ARE NOT EQUAL, no matter how much we convince ourselves we are, we are not. The guy who got A* may be just better, have better memory etc, while the guy who got the B might just be lazy, less talented, stupid (joking a B is good) . HATERS should take all these into consideration, would save a lot of energy. (WE ARE NOT THE SAME I AM A CHRISTIAN)

This revelation was not pointless, i’ll get to the point. I have always liked football, but to be honest i’ve never been that good some may say terrible, i beg to differ though. Being the guy who got picked last, i always thought why wasn’t i captain huh. i had the leadership skills, knew the game, but unfortunately i didn’t have skill to kick a ball straight (awww DOUCHE)
Cutting a long story shorter, i accepted the fact i was not great nor good at football. BUT i did have a great qualities, PERSISTENCE, GOOD LOOKS, INTELLIGENCE, STAMINA.....ehm that was another rant. Anyway i practiced, knew what i could do (not the same as having limits) and eventually i became player in a team. I didn’t even get picked last, they wanted me this time

YAAAAYYYY DOUCHE... WHOOHOOOO.

LOL

The moral of the story kids, is: WE ARE NOT THE SAME. If you are not great you can use your great qualities to become good. If that doesn’t work, stick to what your GOOD AT.