Oi Douchebag – Great vs Good

O hello

Since this is my first blog, wanted to bring you into the wonderful, precarious world of Douche.....Shall we begin :D

I realise that you may not be interested in what i have to say, but as DJM would say “THATS NOT THE POINT. SHET” THIS POST IS ALL ABOUT DOUCHE! --- i’m sorry didn’t mean to shout :P

WARNING- DOUCHE HAS A TENDENCY TO GO ON RANTS, PLEASE BARE WITH HIM

Anyway, As i was rummaging through my thoughts, stumbling across the past and proclaiming my future, I realised something. What seperates the good from the great? What separated the likes of the guy who gets A* and the guy who got a B? Then i realised WE ARE NOT EQUAL, no matter how much we convince ourselves we are, we are not. The guy who got A* may be just better, have better memory etc, while the guy who got the B might just be lazy, less talented, stupid (joking a B is good) . HATERS should take all these into consideration, would save a lot of energy. (WE ARE NOT THE SAME I AM A CHRISTIAN)

This revelation was not pointless, i’ll get to the point. I have always liked football, but to be honest i’ve never been that good some may say terrible, i beg to differ though. Being the guy who got picked last, i always thought why wasn’t i captain huh. i had the leadership skills, knew the game, but unfortunately i didn’t have skill to kick a ball straight (awww DOUCHE)
Cutting a long story shorter, i accepted the fact i was not great nor good at football. BUT i did have a great qualities, PERSISTENCE, GOOD LOOKS, INTELLIGENCE, STAMINA.....ehm that was another rant. Anyway i practiced, knew what i could do (not the same as having limits) and eventually i became player in a team. I didn’t even get picked last, they wanted me this time

YAAAAYYYY DOUCHE... WHOOHOOOO.

LOL

The moral of the story kids, is: WE ARE NOT THE SAME. If you are not great you can use your great qualities to become good. If that doesn’t work, stick to what your GOOD AT.

Oi Scumbag > < Oi Douchebag

Hello all. First of all let us introduce ourselves. He's Scum > and < He's Douche. By your facial expression i bet you're wondering "What on mars are we on about?". Firstly for the few simpletons out there, these are not our names. Secondly we're called this, so that you may refer to us with a sense of affection or insult, whatever launches your rocket. We are two geezas from the 'lime' and 'lake' of the world, who's missions are to make you:

laugh (lol :D)
cry (aww :(
think( hmmm (?)

WARNING_ Because we are such busy buggers and we are sure you are too cool to go on blogs everyday (ehm). Our blogs will not be daily or maybe even weekly, but we will leave you wanting more. You may overdose as we do on the good stuff.

GOOD STUFF= OUR BLOG